Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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