ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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