Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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