My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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