im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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