Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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