no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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