So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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