It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
what day is it and did you see me today?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Randomize