She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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