check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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