So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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