Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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