We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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