do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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