i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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