Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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