hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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