Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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