you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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