I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
