If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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