Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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