You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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