Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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