You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
My vagina just recognized that song.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Randomize
