omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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