this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I think i peed on brittanys purse
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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