she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I don't deserve a penis
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I had to cum in my sink.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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