I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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