Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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