Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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