Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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