Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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