is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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