he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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