oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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