so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
