Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Randomize
