Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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