So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Blood and glitter go together right?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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