Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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