Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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