so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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