I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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