just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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