Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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