She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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