So drunk, too bad you don't want this
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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