People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
one two three fourrrrnication!
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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