So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Where is the hickey?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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