Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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