Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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