You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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