Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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