with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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