I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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