So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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