well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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