D3 body, D1 cock
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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