well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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